titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015

shitty titty

a titty covered in shit

girl: fuck my tits

guy: aw hell no you have a shitty titty fuck that I don't want shit on my cock!

by Dragons Breath September 30, 2021

titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.

I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.

by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003

Tough titties

A sarcastic way of saying that the proposition was unfortunately not going to be accepted.

Ma Sheila's famous comment when Ian Leslie on ?60 Minutes,told her that 'We', the Australian people in the town in Western Australia near where there was a commune of 'Orange People', did not want the Orange People there. She replied, "What can I say. Tough titties"
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.

by Stewart_in_Oz March 2, 2009

legitti-titties

Confirmation that a large pair of breasts are, in fact, real and not the result of plastic surgery. Legitimate breasts.

Do you think those breasts are fake, or are they legitti-titties?

by Jude Price October 26, 2010

Eeyore Titties

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.

Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.

by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011

Cheeseburger Titties

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.

Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!

by Dildo stuffer October 1, 2017