Taint-must

A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.

He was sitting in his dirty clothes next to me and all I could smell was his nasty taint-must.

by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014

Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

Taint pic

When you don't get a kill at all in Search & Destroy you must send this to the boys and your mother

Jordan went 0-8 on Backlot today. He had to send taint pics, A.K.A. the dark highway between pole & hole

by HughJazz8998 January 26, 2021

The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

Taint-sit

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.

Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014