taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

STINK TAINT

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

Taint-sit

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.

Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014

Taint pic

When you don't get a kill at all in Search & Destroy you must send this to the boys and your mother

Jordan went 0-8 on Backlot today. He had to send taint pics, A.K.A. the dark highway between pole & hole

by HughJazz8998 January 26, 2021

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014

Taint-Tang

A term for a vagina that has been penetrated by a penis that had just been in an anus.

She had a taint-tang after Bob and Mike put their cocks on each other's ass before they fucked her in pussy.

by Heat 375 June 11, 2014