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twinkletoes

The guys that we all know who talk about people and act like gangsters saying they're going to annihilate some big muscly guy whilst they are skinny little breakable dollies, usually about 5 stone in weight and wears a permanent tracksuit but the minute whoever the person is bitching about appears and they start to fight said idiot looks like he's being thrown around like a ballet dancer basically talking shite about being able to fight.
Mate: Here did you say you were gonny do me in?
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
twinkletoes by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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Twinkle Butt 

Dude! That stripper totally had a twinkle butt!
Twinkle Butt by Spordiac July 21, 2011

twinkle twinkle baby 

Insert this phrase in place of the ordinary remarks you might make in a conversation. (what's up baby, kiss my ass, shake it don't brake it, etc)
When your significant other is mad and says what the hell is your problem? then you say "Twinkle Twinkle baby"
twinkle twinkle baby by unlv July 3, 2005

twinkied 

the act of getting ur asshole sucked out by a member of the opposite sex
jeremy moore got his ass twinkied by micul williams
twinkied by stinkypete666 May 19, 2003

twinkle chode 

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode
twinkle chode by icandance April 28, 2010

Twinklenose 

A nose that which twinkles.;
A person who has a sexy nose.;
Someone who sparkles and shines beyond most;
one with a spunky personality, someone who sparkles;

one who has a nose piercing.
have you seen how happy cynthia is lately? sure have! She's a real Twinklenose!
Twinklenose by sillybum123 January 12, 2011

Twinklies 

The rare term for Christmas lights only used by sexy, clever and caring people...

If you get in a relationship with someone who's uses this word you count yourself lucky and keep them at all costs (even if it is showing your vagina to him!)
Rosie loved Josh's Twinklies
Twinklies by JB4RS December 19, 2013