Deerfoot Trail

Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.

Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.

by somestupidwhiteguy66 October 23, 2025

Spit trail

The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.

Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!

by Lotte_ July 23, 2018

unicorn trail

Noun;
A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.

I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.

by Applejax September 1, 2017

Goblin Trail

The act of ones partner shitting on their back whislt having one long shit or a line of liquidy mess in a romantical and or sexual way.

"My girl left a long goblin trail on me last night and i liked it."

by ReallyCrin August 26, 2025

20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.

Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great

by anais_ninja March 11, 2014

Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021