The Jon-a-thon

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.

He's definitely The Jon-a-thon

by TheSancho December 30, 2010

Date-a-thon

The act of dating on a regular basis. This can include a wide range of activities, such as mini-golf and dinner. The actual reality version has been trialled by many brave souls. See example;

3six5dates and One Hundred Dates both paticipate in the act of a date-a-thon. Also could be seen in the actions of Samantha on Sex and the City.

by laflop December 18, 2012

Chore-a-thon

A non-stop Saturday morning competition designed by parents to make their children's life a "livin' hell". Similar to the Olympics - Chore-a-thon is a major international event in which thousands of children participate in a variety of competitions. These include the 100M mop, freestyle bowl scrub, laundry toss and synchronized dusting. Parents - like the IOC rule over the games and govern activities to ensure participants abide by the rules. The closing ceremonies of Chore-a-thon end with spectacular melt downs and screaming fits of "forced labor" or "unfairness" which result in threats to call Children's Aid and/or Police.

"Dude I'm stuck inside today. My parents are holding 'Chore-a-thon' and my old man has hope I might be the next Phelps!

by illustrasean August 19, 2012

cock-a-thon

an event when a girl uses both her hands, mouth, even feet for a special celebration for her male partner with a great fulfillment finale

Joyce gave her husband a cock-a-thon to celebrate his promotion

by gringo feliz October 7, 2013

Blazer-A-Thon

Super awesome event at Valdosta State University that raises money for local Children's Miracle Network Hospitals.

Did you go to Blazer-A-Thon?

Yeah! I dressed up for theme hours and ate free food and had a blast!

by Feliz Navidad 176934 September 14, 2014

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

dong-a-thon

A one-night stand with a female that is accompanied by two or more men in sexual intercoarse.

Affter we won football game me and the whole team ran a dong-a-thon on Jennifer in the locker room!

by Just a Geek Clapping Cheeks September 15, 2017