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Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.
AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
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Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
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Joke-ling

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
by Major Thomas December 5, 2016
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Joke Killer

Someone who overuses a joke so horribly that not only does it make entirely unfunny it also annoys everybody. Or someone who steals a joke and uses it so often it ruins the joke to the annoyance of the creator, sometimes causing violent outbursts.
Hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? "Who hasn't? The joke killer has been using that one 100 times a day for the past month!"
by ToProveAPointSomeNeedExtremeMe November 12, 2020
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horseshoe joke

you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke

oh its OK my friend is fine with it
by Rudespider July 1, 2020
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Just Jokes

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.
Should we have a dexies with our morning coffee? Just jokes!!
by Daralewis May 9, 2019
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Dad Joke

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!
by artooey January 28, 2018
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