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wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.
Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”
by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023
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John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.
"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021
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wicked 21st

Technology that exists today, that seems as if it could be from the future.
Now that car is wicked 21st
by Michael Glenn Baker April 14, 2008
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wicked paint

The only place that consistently puts out the baddest custom paint you've ever seen! Highly skilled in every aspect he can lay down the deepest Kandy colors with amazing artwork and a mirror finish.
Take your shit to Wicked Paint if you want it to look crazy af..
by Kdogg7769 December 20, 2016
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Wicks

also "wicksy". A term used to describe the moment when a person of a group makes a stupid joke that makes everyone cringe because it's just not funny.

Can also be used to describe the joke itself
Bertrum: that girl over there is super coolio

Ross: oh no wicks
by Rossnervich May 17, 2010
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wicked willy

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.
Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.
by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013
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Bick Wick

Bick wick is when straight dudes go at it, kissin', fuggin', gettin' their broly love on! it's when hetero bros bond over their dude-ness, makin' out and smashin' like there's no tomorrow.
Person 1: damn bro comin at me with the bick wick

Person 2: *stroking his friend silly whilst making out*
by Loverboy230 May 5, 2025
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