BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008

Test head

One of the first dicks an underage girl sucks usually a 12th grader named Dave who she met at a party. It will be recorded as one of the smallest that she will encounter in her sexual career.

Yeah Bethe got caught giving test head in Jimmy's parent guest bedroom at the party last Saturday

by Middle aged middle white male November 08, 2018

endurance test

The Act Of Willingly Allowing One's Self To Be Annoyed Without Reacting.

"Want An Endurance Test?" "Sure." "Ludludludludludludlidl!!!" *Slap Slap* "Bacawck! Bacawck!"

by Nutin' February 27, 2018

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

teste in palm

when you are playing pool and you get 2 shots, or a free ball you get teste in palm (ball in hand)

safe mattyrack, teste in palm!
2 shots, teste in palm, buzzin

by mat mellor August 19, 2007

test dick

The guy who gets used by a girl to see if she is truly gay.

While I care about Kirk, he'll always be my test dick before I met Sherry.

by Redraven80 May 15, 2017

Test Drive

Verb;instinct

Test driving a girl means to fuck her with the intent to gather info about her; or to see if she's a "Good Fuck". Which happens before dating.

Or just to make sure that bitch ain't crazy.

Friend 1: Yo where were you last night?
Friend 2: I was with my girl bro.

Friend 1: man I thought you guys were just chillen.

Friend 2: Nahh man I always test drive pussy before I buy it yo. I think she's good to go!

by Hart07 August 25, 2014