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Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!
by Kmart098 June 11, 2018
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God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker
jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
by killa March 3, 2005
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if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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Shitty Moranis

To take a shit, not flush and leave the area immediately
Hey some fuck face took a shitty Moranis in the restroom!
by Big leagues March 12, 2019
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Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 1, 2024
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