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dance and dash

In escort prostitution, a variation on the "cash and dash" scam.

A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.

The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.

In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.

The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
by bitchuck November 2, 2024
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poopin dash

When you leave a bathroom quickly because you made the biggest shit of your life in there
I was at this crazy party and I had to pull a poopin dash because because I had to many hot dogs from the day before.
by Creative Cathy July 29, 2016
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Dash

To speed through any obstacle, situation, or to move in a hurry
Cops tried to pull us over but we had too much bud on us, so we had to do the dash
by Robace165 March 27, 2020
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Dash addiction

Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.
I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
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smash and dash

when a guy or girl fucks the acts like they never met the other after breaking up wit that person
you know that guy i met? well he pulled a smash and dash on me
by cookiegirl0511 December 21, 2017
mugGet the smash and dashmug.

lobotomy dash

A table in computer programming is a data structure used to organize information, just as it is on paper. There are many different types of computer-related tables that work in a number of different ways. Which type of table is used depends on the type of data being compiled and what type of analysis is needed.
by SnakePiy January 2, 2024
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Pebble dashed

The result of a shotgun shit, the spattering of poo all over the sides of the toilet bowl.
"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"
by bruciebaby October 15, 2014
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