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Forts Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
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Uncle Rico Syndrome

Uncle Rico Syndrome or URS is when a person frequently refers to the "Glory days" or an earlier time when there life was better and/or different.
Origin - "Uncle Rico" a character from the film Napoleon Dynamite was obsessed with time travel so that he could return to 1984 when he was a star quarterback and play for his high school football team.

- The TV character "Al Bundy" suffers from Uncle Rico Syndrome; as he constantly reminisced about the "big football game" and how if he had done one thing differently he would have gone pro instead of marrying Peg.

- "Those girls totally have URS (Uncle Rico Syndrome), they keep talking about how their high school locker was always such a mess, which was 17 years ago."
by ak209 April 12, 2010
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Pele syndrome

Megalomania; Extreme vanity and conceit; Pele syndrome is characterized by an inflated sense of self-esteem and overestimation by persons of their own powers.

An older name for the mental condition is narcissitic personality disorder. In extreme cases, a person with the Pele syndrome might refer to themselves in the third person (as Pele himself).
Muhammad Ali ("I am the greatest"), Cristiano Ronaldo ("I am rich, famous, and a great player") are the prime examples of people with the Pele syndrome.

Leaders of religious cults and dictators usually have the Pele syndrome.

Historically, Alexander the Great and Joseph Stalin are said to have the Pele syndrome.

The prime example of someone with the Pele syndrome is Pele himself. In the last 40 years he has regularly come out with such pronoucements as "I am the greatest", "I am still the greatest", "There will never be another Pele", and the nugget "Every kid around the world who plays soccer wants to be Pele".
by Zeus is the Lord October 29, 2011
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Suburban Syndrome

Carelessness and lack of caution formed in the suburbs due to a false belief that one is always safe therefore precautions are not required which lead to being vulnerable to numerous situations when outside the suburbs

Symptoms may include:
1. Not locking car doors
2. Jogging on the road
3. Leaving your house door unlocked
4. Leaving car keys inside the car
5. Walking down a dark street with headphones on playing loud music
Tim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jerry last night ?
Nick: No what ?
Tim: He got his car stolen at a gas station

Nick: How ?
Tim: Probably left his doors unlocked and left the car running and went inside to get a snack
Nick: Damn how could he be so stupid ?
Tim: It's probably the suburban syndrome
by UnknownUDPoster August 25, 2013
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lego head syndrome

When a person gets or has a haircut that resembles that of a lego figure.
Mark: Damn, did you see Jeffrey's hair last night?

David: Yea, his barber must love giving his customers lego head syndrome.
by DavidGend January 20, 2011
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Flat Dick Syndrome

A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.
Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
by Magesh October 19, 2012
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Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome

When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
by theinstigator September 22, 2016
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