Suicide banging 

Its when you have sex with suicide bombers before they go off into a crowd of people and blow themselves up. Very popular in Iraq and countries around the middle east. They tend to keep the explosive strapped on to make it more erotic.

The Taliban have said that this is a very effective motivation technique passed down through generation to generation.

Quote from Bin Laden: "I went suicide banging last night, I bleedin lashed yer one out of it. She took it in the back door and everything - the slut. Mad dirty yoke"

When some member of the Taliban has sex with female suicide bombers before they blow themselves up. Its called Suicide banging.

Suicide banging by Beechbox April 22, 2010

suicide hour 

the time of day between getting home from the school run and placing prepared food in front of one's fractious offspring. Sometimes extends until children are dispatched to bed. Can often be halted by the pouring of drinks....

A: Shall I give you a call tonight to talk about the weekend?

B: Sure, but wait until after the suicide hour so that I can talk properly

suicide hour by distractedhousewife July 9, 2010

suicide head 

the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.

"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"

suicide head by lwells January 11, 2012

suicide congo 

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.

Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

suicide congo by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014

suicide shift 

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

suicide shift by androidlesbo April 23, 2015

Suicide boner 

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

Suicide boner by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

Suicide Bridge 

Also known as the Golden Gate Bridge, Suicide Bridge is the a bridge which has one of the highest number of suicides in the world, in San Francisco.

Me: "Hey, I want to go to the Golden Gate Bridge."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's Suicide Bridge, it's THE JUMP!"

Suicide Bridge by I'm just your problem December 8, 2016