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zombie tropical storm

A tropical storm or hurricane that is downgraded to a post-tropical low-pressure system that later becomes a tropical storm.
Zombie Tropical storm Paulette has come back as a tropical storm after spending almost a week as a post-tropical low pressure system.
by mlhiss September 22, 2020
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Viatnamese Jungle Storm

Inserting your penis inside of someone's anus, and peeing in it, then slamming their ass cheeks together while they fart, spraying the piss out like a rain storm.
She's into some really freaky shit man, she had me give her a viatnamese Jungle Storm last night.
by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! May 28, 2022
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Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.
John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!
by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.
It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.
by Daneomania March 4, 2022
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Tornado storm

Watch out, she just started her tornado storm.
by Joe mamasofat September 9, 2010
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Storm

One fat kid, probably has a hard time running
Storm is fat
by Ptown November 20, 2023
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