Alt Sober

Choosing to abstain from addictive drugs that are prone to abuse including alcohol, cocaine, and heroin, while alternatively supporting the responsible use of psychedelics.

She’s been alt sober for two years now: no more shots or lines, just the occasional psychedelic trip for her mind.

by synesthetic December 24, 2025

Tesla Sober

Tesla sober

Amy, you’ve had eight drinks. Are you sure you’re OK to drive? I’m fine. I’m Tesla sober.

by J.J. Gittes December 31, 2025

Miami sober

doing drugs only on the weekend

“i need to get miami sober before art basel”
“mmw made me go miami sober winter”

by sailor manic January 2, 2026

Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026

Mamo Sober

Kids that only vape in school are Mamo Sober. The name comes from the fact that most kids in Mamaroneck High School are Mamo Sober.

yeah i don’t own a chooch anymore i’m mamo sober for now

by ugkday January 8, 2026

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021