pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

Russian stick

A Russian/Soviet weapon like: AK 47, PP-2000 or P-96 etc.

X: Dude i bought a new Russian stick from that guy behind the corner

Y: Damn that's a nice OTs. wanna test it out?
X: Hell yeah

by Sovietboy666 May 25, 2021

flavor stick

A flavor of penises that only occur rarely, approximately once every 10,000 years in humans or animals. The flavor can vary wildly from pizza flavor to diarrhea flavor. It can be used as a means of peace or weapon of mass destruction and genocide. It is wildly speculated that a man with a flavor stick appeared in the world trade center and Bush solely saved the world by crashing planes into him.

Zack: Dude, I have a flavor stick, I think it is KFC flavor.
Zane: *Pulls out gun and assassinates him* I did it.....I saved the world

by Corn D. Bread March 14, 2018

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

Lit Sticks

jJust being lit but not actually on fire it mean that you lite your friends sticks.

"you are lit sticks"- Sam

by litmuskticks January 10, 2021

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017