a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
by nink February 7, 2008
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2. Used mostly in Nor*Cal, in particular the northern part of the Bay Area.
2. Used mostly in Nor*Cal, in particular the northern part of the Bay Area.
by Will Busch April 23, 2006
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by harnett March 20, 2009
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Get the Status mug.It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.
Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"
by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006
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Max: yo John your fro looks crazy status today
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John: whoaa that girl is amazingg status :O !
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Max: do you have change for a 100$ bill?
John: lol you must be crazy bro..i'm not rich status
Max: yo John your fro looks crazy status today
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John: whoaa that girl is amazingg status :O !
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Max: do you have change for a 100$ bill?
John: lol you must be crazy bro..i'm not rich status
by asdf;lkjasdf;lkjasdf;lkj February 4, 2009
Get the status mug.Overrated ship with toxic-ass stans who attack, bash, and hate on Yootip fans and drool over Nol's ginger abs.
Yootip fan: Likes Kousuke.
Stalkyoo stans:NOOOO Kousuke is disgusting, all he has ever done is buy stuff for her. STALKYOO ALL THE WAY."
Stalkyoo Stans #2:" I think we should be allowed to bully Yootip's."
"Allowed?? It's in my blood to.
Stalkyoo Stan #3: "Kousuke looked at her with SUCH a predatorial glance. I want to PROJECTILE VOMIT."
Stalkyoo Stans #4: "I bet Kousuke beats women and hooks up with random people because Hansuke suggested that he should get Winder and loosen up a bit."
Stalkyoo Stans #5: *Right after Kousuke gets tons of unwarranted hate.*
"YOU FEELING IT NOW KOUSUKE??" "YOOTIP FANS BE MAD." "I'M HONESTLY ECSTATIC RIGHT NOW."
*Later posts a fake ass apology then continues to spread hate.*
Bitch of course we're pissed.
Stalkyoo Stans #6: " AHAHAHAHA, REMEMBER WHEN YOOTIP WAS EVEN CONSIDERED AN OPTION?"
Stalkyoo Stan #7: "I don't get why people even like Kousuke. Nol is waaay better."
Boi why do you like ginger abs so much.
Stalkyoo Stan #8: *Is thirty year old woman* *admits to stalking 17 year old men on social media* *Abuses power as a leader of an I love yoo community and censors+ bans Yootipers who disagree with the thought that Kou is a predator because they don't put other toxic ginger abs worshippers in a good light.*
Stalkyoo Stan #9: * Is an actually reasonable person and accepts differing opinions and speaks up about the outrageous claims against Kou.*
Thank you to these people, you are a rarity in this toxic fandom. ♥️
Stalkyoo stans:NOOOO Kousuke is disgusting, all he has ever done is buy stuff for her. STALKYOO ALL THE WAY."
Stalkyoo Stans #2:" I think we should be allowed to bully Yootip's."
"Allowed?? It's in my blood to.
Stalkyoo Stan #3: "Kousuke looked at her with SUCH a predatorial glance. I want to PROJECTILE VOMIT."
Stalkyoo Stans #4: "I bet Kousuke beats women and hooks up with random people because Hansuke suggested that he should get Winder and loosen up a bit."
Stalkyoo Stans #5: *Right after Kousuke gets tons of unwarranted hate.*
"YOU FEELING IT NOW KOUSUKE??" "YOOTIP FANS BE MAD." "I'M HONESTLY ECSTATIC RIGHT NOW."
*Later posts a fake ass apology then continues to spread hate.*
Bitch of course we're pissed.
Stalkyoo Stans #6: " AHAHAHAHA, REMEMBER WHEN YOOTIP WAS EVEN CONSIDERED AN OPTION?"
Stalkyoo Stan #7: "I don't get why people even like Kousuke. Nol is waaay better."
Boi why do you like ginger abs so much.
Stalkyoo Stan #8: *Is thirty year old woman* *admits to stalking 17 year old men on social media* *Abuses power as a leader of an I love yoo community and censors+ bans Yootipers who disagree with the thought that Kou is a predator because they don't put other toxic ginger abs worshippers in a good light.*
Stalkyoo Stan #9: * Is an actually reasonable person and accepts differing opinions and speaks up about the outrageous claims against Kou.*
Thank you to these people, you are a rarity in this toxic fandom. ♥️
by Frickintiredofthisdumbshit July 18, 2020
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