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The Spider

Wow, last night I walked in on Pam, Ashley, Jess, and Tommie doing The Spider.
by Tommington January 29, 2018
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Spiderman

An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).
OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!
by Matt J. June 21, 2005
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spiderman that whore

when having sex with your whore you ejaculate into your hand and then throw the sperm at your whore as spiderman would throw his spiderweb.
soulja boy: spiderman that whore, now YOUUU
by 1234jdyva April 16, 2009
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Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.
John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?
by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013
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spiderman vs superman

when a female runs around the room with a bed sheet attached to her back, due to the epoxy of cum, all while a male is wackin it into his hand to throw it at the crazy bitch flying around in teh room
i waz feelin it last night, so me and mah mom did sum spiderman vs superman
by Sam Jones teh mayor January 17, 2008
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Spider man

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone
man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man
by major woody November 17, 2006
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grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..
by R8D-X March 21, 2003
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