When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
She has gone to split the moisty
by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019
The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
by Aarshaartje February 05, 2021
Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
by DeadliftinJoe March 07, 2016
An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
by Gongart42066621173869 September 09, 2018