Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.
Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?
by September 14, 2020
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split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Remember to eat your split pees.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
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split the moisty

She has gone to split the moisty
by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019
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Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.
by Aarshaartje February 05, 2021
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Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
by DeadliftinJoe March 07, 2016
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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
by Gongart42066621173869 September 09, 2018
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