Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

Social On The Veranda

A new, young upcoming Australian band that plays indie rock music who just released their debut EP 'Caught In The Chaos.'

Conor: Yo man, you coming to the gig this friday?
Jacob: who's playing bro?
Conor: Social On The Veranda brother they're pretty good
Jacob: nice one bruv i'll definitely get down to see them legends!

by j4c0b October 16, 2017

social theocracy

An informal system of government whereby mob rule reigns, with the most charismatic members of the mob rising to rulers. Tribal and gang-like in their nature, incentives to conform include ostracizing, bullying and peer pressure among others.

Melissa was the high-priestess of her clique, managing it like comedic improv, imposing it's cardinal rule: never divert the flow of your partners; always go with the flow. In this way her clique's social theocracy embraced the cult of charismatic conformity.

by wcl December 3, 2013

Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape

"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"

by Mr.LaughTrack May 14, 2016

Social Dis'tastic

is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.

Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.

by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020

social carnivore

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.

I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.

Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'

by sbjumper June 11, 2009