Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

arf snarf

A person who farts in the bath tub then bites the bubbles.

That dude is such a friggin arf snarf...

by texaskid August 27, 2005

fuck snarl

The knot or "rats nest" that is in the back of a girls head that is a result from wild sex. This typically is a result of the girl being on the bottom.

Heidi woke up with a huge fuck snarl on the back of her head after having hot animal sex with the guy tapout shirt.

by Georgia21 August 17, 2009

snard

that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.

"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"

by CraigH November 30, 2005

Snarfblat

A magical creation that takes you on an adventure to jesus.

-Wow! smoke out of that snarfblat.

by momo the hoho February 23, 2010

snartle

to defecate off of a public building.

Lets go snartle off the empire state building.

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.

My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.

by kinky_curls January 11, 2009