sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.

John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

sloppy casper

A bukkake session that results in the whole face being covered in semen with the exception of the eyes leaving the recipient to appear as if they are wearing a traditional ghost costume made from a sheet with the eye holes cut out. The only difference is, in this case, the sheet is made of semen.

Yukio was tired of her eyes stinging so by the time she shot Japanese Cum Queens 7, she closed her eyes during the money shots leaving her with a sloppy casper when all the men were finished.

by rickabone August 21, 2017

Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017

Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.

I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017