skeeted on your face

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this

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Skeez

1:A skeez is basically a jerk who is mostly mean to girls.
2: A perverted boy who hooks up with girls and just treats them like garbage again.

Random boy:*punches Amy*
Amy: *runs away and cries*
Me: Oh my god! Why do you have to be a skeez!

Skeez by TheAlphaWolf360 October 25, 2019

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Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

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When you see a nasty bitch and don’t know what else to say so you say skeeewaaaa.

omg!!! SKEEEWAAAA.

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Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

skeezing by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019

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A mosquito tornado. A tornado made out of skeeters.

That skeeter nater blew down my house cletus.

Well I believe it sure did.

Skeeter Nater by ItsKake January 26, 2020

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