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Anti-Simp Simp

A person who hates on simps, but is a simp themself.
"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."
by kanye4prez March 12, 2020
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Simp (Simp)

Wow that guy Zudo is such a simp (simp)
by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020
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Simp

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.
Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020
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Simpe

Its crazy just crazy yet, so god damn mother fucking Simpe.
by Just Shut up. September 3, 2003
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Simp

incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.
My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019
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Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.
by encolpius February 25, 2020
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simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.
stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(
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