sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

shift swap

When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.

"God that girl is having such a shift swap day!"

by Annie Millar December 2, 2007

Bang on Shift

Bang on Shift

To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.

See masturbate

John: What did you do last night?

Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.

by TR MV November 18, 2009

Shift

A word that means the same as served.

Nigga, you just got Shifted.

by DudE August 10, 2004

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to denote the calibur of an item of person. Mad may be used to enhance shifty to its fullest extent.

What the crap?! That round of BulletTime Fighting was mad shifty.

by Clark November 12, 2003

shifty

A combatant who overestimates the range of a close combat weapon. Eg. Shotgun

An ally of the combatant upon seeing him fire at a target way beyond the effective range of his weapon may comment.

"For fucks sake your never going to hit him at that range. that shifty really sucks"

by mr roboto November 10, 2008

blame shifting reprobate

some one who blames others with out regard for fact.

only a blame shifting reprobate would try to claim the job losses from the 2008 Janesville, Wisconsin GM plant were Barack Obama's fault.

by tom_4099 September 2, 2012