sampo

to take a sample of a hotties milkshake or to put your big straw in her milkshake

shortly after i spit mad game i was sampoing her milkshake in the janitors closet

by Big BNP January 29, 2004

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007

pickle shampoo

another cool band

i wanna listen to pickle shampoo

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

shampelli

adj. meaning that someone or something is being extremely wack or full of bullshit.

"Why wont u come to the party tonight, you're acting all shampelli about it.

by heather March 31, 2005

shampshit

Another name for shampoo

The shampshit smells like cherry!

by Tom L. June 27, 2007

shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009