Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

Semenbrow

An monobrow made of an eyebrow combined with semen.

"Dude... I gave a spunkymama a semenbrow."

by spunkymamafan March 22, 2012

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady July 23, 2012

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013

Semeninn

A dirty, nasty motel

Molly just checked in at the Super 8 in LaGrange, Georgia. What's she doing at the semeninn??

by semeninn January 19, 2013

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014