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Dirty sanchez

When a man shits in a condom the proceeds to freeze it then hides it under a random persons pillow
Mark asked John what he did last night and John said “I gave this lady from the nursing home a dirty sanchez
by Quadrapoliegec May 29, 2022
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Steamy Sanchez

When a girl is removing her hot bau buns from the steamer and gets jammed in her stinker.
Why is Mae Ling passed out on the floor? Oh, she was making bau and Tom hit her with that Steamy Sanchez.
by Steamy Sanchez June 3, 2025
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Lilly Sanchez

The biggest hoe. She fucks for clout because she can’t make something of herself. She smokes weed and harasses females for talking to Rj Hampton. She gets trained but still talks shit about everybody and everyone. If this is your name, go to the government and change it.
Bro do you know Lilly Sanchez?
Yeah bro she is a hoe
by Thatnigha19 May 29, 2019
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Jim Sanchez

Famous Mexican singer,also founder of Mexicab service. Some of Sanchezez hits are:Mexican Minor,Mexican and Me,Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez,Mexicans in space,Squeeze me Mr.Mexican.
He is also a filmmaker with movies such as:Mexican Minor Saga 1-13(starring Julio Malpica),I`m Brown Saga 3-8,Mustache Afternoon,Mexican Caught Masturbating Sideways in your Grandmas House,Mexican Jesus 1-35.
He is also recognized as Mexico`s greatest man,and also the president.
His parents are Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Mr.T and 6 of Mexico`s fattest men.
He was featured Koreas Sexiest Men Alive in slot #3 between George Lopez and Julio Malpica.
He also has several late night talk shows including Sanchez Tonight,Sanchez This Morning and Afternoon with Sanchez.
Jim Sanchez=Jesus,God,Buddha,Ghandi.
by JimjiminSanchez September 25, 2010
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Deep fried sanchez

A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023
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Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"
by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018
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