Salmon

1. A fish that swims around in the sea and can be eaten I guess

2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .

1. "I caught a fish the other day, It was a salmon"

2. "Salmon makes funny jokes sometimes"

by Maxi the cool kid March 21, 2021

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Salogic

"A Fake Friend" because a honest person called a Theodoric calls him that. In other words, he is a Fake Friend because some honest person calls them that without even meeting the person.

You are a Salogic for blocking me and bullying me ;(

by raininiman May 21, 2021

Salon Brat

Child of someone who works/owns a salon. Only can be considered the name if long periods of time during the day are/were spent at the salon. Usually is in the back playing or is seen sweeping around the salon.

Who is that kid sweeping the floor?

Oh thats *Stylist*’s kid, they’re a salon brat.

by Korynna June 3, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

sadsoot

A Wilbur loving fanpage! They are very swaggy too 😺

Sadsoot makes bomb edits!

by Sadsoot July 15, 2021

Sadsoot

Wilbur loving editor! Sadsoot is amazing at giving warm hugs!

Sadsoot is the best!

by Sadsoot July 15, 2021