salty balls
Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.
salty balls by urblegs February 6, 2009
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Salty yoghurt slinger
crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears
Salty yoghurt slinger by Mutts February 11, 2005
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Salty Crab
A sexual position for gay men. The man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). The other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his penis into the man's anus on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform fellatio on the man on the bed.
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
+1 bonus point if both men cum at the same time and thus engaging in the "All you can eat crab night at the Red Lobster"
Salty Crab by Urban Meyer is a Douchelord August 22, 2008
Salty Cunt
1. A cunt of a cunt. a fuckin cunty old cunt.
2. An old sea dog whether a man or woman lookin all cunty and shit.
3. Can refer to a man/woman who is of the utmost cuntyness
4. Can refer to a female who acts more cunty than socially accepted in this day in age when a man goes over to her in a bar and ontroduced himself and she rolls her eyes in an overly cunty manner.
5. A person who is both Salty + Cunty at the same time.
2. An old sea dog whether a man or woman lookin all cunty and shit.
3. Can refer to a man/woman who is of the utmost cuntyness
4. Can refer to a female who acts more cunty than socially accepted in this day in age when a man goes over to her in a bar and ontroduced himself and she rolls her eyes in an overly cunty manner.
5. A person who is both Salty + Cunty at the same time.
Salty Cunt by Jason123454321 January 14, 2011
Salty Sailor
When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.
Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.
Guy 2: Dude! High-Five
Guy 2: Dude! High-Five
Salty Sailor by SuperFishel April 22, 2010
salty beef curtains
Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
salty beef curtains by Jennifiend December 24, 2008