As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019
Get the Suicide Shitmug. Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020
Get the Suicide swipingmug. by hungarydude May 21, 2018
Get the Fetal Suicidemug. The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.
by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018
Get the Suicide headachemug. Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
by HugDick September 27, 2019
Get the Suicide Sleepmug. A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.
Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios?
Nah but I heard it was lit
Nah but I heard it was lit
by TalentED568 March 15, 2016
Get the Suicidal Cheeriosmug. Suicide By PMS can be best understood as an individual (typically though not exclusive to the male gender) intentionally or unintentionally aggravates a woman during her monthly menstrual cycle, with the result being a verbal lashing or character assassination.
Similar to suicide by cop, where a perpetrator feigns use of a weapon during an armed standoff with law enforcement, with the end goal being execution under false pretenses.
Similar to suicide by cop, where a perpetrator feigns use of a weapon during an armed standoff with law enforcement, with the end goal being execution under false pretenses.
“Hey man, someone outta warn Dale.”
“Why, what’s up?”
“He’s picking a fight with Liliana, and she’s on the rag.”
“Oh christ - we should step in before he commits Suicide by PMS”.
“Why, what’s up?”
“He’s picking a fight with Liliana, and she’s on the rag.”
“Oh christ - we should step in before he commits Suicide by PMS”.
by doctorgroove January 27, 2019
Get the Suicide By PMSmug.