Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.

by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008

moon stomper

Someone who listens to ska music.

"All the punk rockers, and the moon stompers, were out on the corners where they were sparing for change."

-Rancid

by your mother July 8, 2003

stolex

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.

"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."

by üb3r 1337 April 16, 2005

it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"

From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

by Jay & Silent Bob June 24, 2004

Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.

"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

curb stomp

To place someone's mouth on a cement curb, and then stomp on their head from behind to break out their teeth.

"Dude, what happened to your mouth?"
"Ah goh pur pomp!"

by dirtbag April 16, 2004

stoppie

The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly. Often requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly.

Check out Joe's face! What'd he do? Land on it after messing up a stoppie?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003