dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Tamagotchi Squat

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.

Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)

The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

Bean squat

Very little; negligible

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.

by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016

chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk

Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.

by CR1986 June 6, 2017

squat drop

Anal or vaginal penetration from a higher or greater position of power.

'I will squat drop you'

by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015

squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016