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britney spears

talentless unsinging white girl with a big ass
Yo that chick over there seems like Britney Spears.
by doggy March 24, 2004
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britney spears

A wannabe singer, actress and dancer. She has a weak, nasal, obnoxious voice that it often overwhelmed by cheesy, monotonous, equally obnoxious music (which usually shares the same beat in different songs). She's a total hypocrite, treats her fans badly, and her "singing career" has tanked in recent years; now she just does outrageous things to get attention. I wouldn't be surprised if her baby was just for publicity. If it is, she's bound to turn into "Mommie Dearest." If she doesn't get rid of her child, I'll eat my hat.

She either says "I just want to be a role model for my sister." or "I want to be a role model that everyone can relate to". Not only can she not make up her mind, but she seems totally unaware that she's putting a bad image across: drinking; smoking; having sex outside of wedlock (however common it is); marrying two men in just one year; giving the impression in her songs that women should be whores/subserviant to men.

"...overseas places, like Canada."
"Where is Australia, anyway?"
"Why would anybody want to go there anyway?" Further proof of her lack of intellect and her less-than-kind persona.

And her "act", aka, "strip show"... She's not getting much respect because she's stripping; singing repetitive, monotonous songs; and copying other artists; she's unoriginal.
Britney Spears... aka "Pop Tart," "Hickville Ho," "Bubblegum Bimbo," "Princess of Porn," the list goes on. Where has her "career" gone? She's just an attention seeker.

She might be "proud of her body", but there's a fine line between pride and exploitation.
by Lorelili September 2, 2005
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britney spears didn't even need a passport to get into
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when you get caught peeing in the kitchen sink.
Mom: wtf is wrong with you
Me: The fact that dad left me when I was 5, Mom.
Mom: haha u loser
6 hours later
Me: *goes on computer and types Search Google or type a URL*
Me: Huh.
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Spearchukka

deragatory white slang for a person of color, typically african descent but can also cover ground to any race of non caucasion or asian descent.
Senario: A black man makes a good sports run or point scoring drive for the team and a racially swayed redneck in the audience may say; "hooray for the spearchukka!"

Used in an SNL skit with Richard Prior & Chevy Chase back in '75.
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=9960
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britney spears

A washed up has been whose biggest fan is chris crocker. Always got the Paparazzi on her back and should win worst mother of the year award
Chris Crocker said in his imfamous video Leave Britney spears alone! and was laughed at by the youtube community.
by Miss Juno Harris March 24, 2008
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A person composed largely of plastic. A blonde bimbo who is famous for no apparant reason other than producing a shitty, pathetic excuse for music, "dressing" in almost nothing, flipping the bird to anybody for no apparant reason, getting implants and a nose job and lying about them, lying about herself in general, being a hypocrite, and being just about the biggest fraud yet.

For some infuriating reason, she' still in the spotlight and we still can't get her out of it. And even worse, children look up to her. She could not seem to make up her mind about the matter: "I only want to be a role model for my sister," or "I want to be a role model, someone everyone can relate to!"

Does she even know what a role model is? She's a feminist's (and anybody's) worst nightmare.

And the correct spelling of her name is supposed to be "Brittany".
"Just hit me baby one more time!"

Don't tempt us, Britney! Oi, I swear, this
tramp is really asking for it! C'mon people, just look at her! -She's a talentless, moronic slut! She can't sing and her "dancing" and whole "act" is practically a striptease! Why should anybody admire this freak, let alone children?!
by Lorelili March 3, 2005
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