wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023
mugGet the wanking for a spankingmug.

gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you
by Stompfish September 26, 2017
mugGet the gamon spankmug.

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.
I just had a great spank in the tank !
by Wicksters October 12, 2018
mugGet the Spank in the tankmug.

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
mugGet the douche-spankedmug.

Spanking a turkey

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey
by OWL76 March 29, 2025
mugGet the Spanking a turkeymug.

Spank Sauce

Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.
"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"
by CockedBlock69 May 10, 2018
mugGet the Spank Saucemug.

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