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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.
Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.
by Melbot September 30, 2012
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sit

Shortened from “situation”.
Shortened for seemingly no reason other than comedic effect.
Bro, what you doing in this sit?”
I don’t know, bro.”
by Motastic July 25, 2024
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Sit

Is to place your fat ass on something big enough for it
I really wanna sit on something, I’m so tired I could sit anywhere
by Stupid idiot boy July 4, 2023
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SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!!

ALINAAAAAAAAAH!! DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!!
Hym "ALINAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!! ALINAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAALIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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sitting pigeon

Introducing.......*drumrolls* sitting pigeon! this item can cure your sadness!(deppresion included!)

Buy it now for 4 Pigeon coins!
by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021
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Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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