Shart

Shart is when you fart and a poopy slips out onto the floor

I just sharted

I love when I Shart and the poop is green and lumpy on the floor

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023

Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.

When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023

she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

by ghyalboss March 3, 2023

SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Kamikaze Shart

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.

Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping

by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023