Flex Seal

I'm Phil Swift Here With Flex Seal!

Flex Tape Was Such A Big Meme They Had To Make Flex Seal.

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

Wet Seal

The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.

Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

seal of approval

Tatoo above the crack of a woman's ass. Tramp Stamp

Sam, "Do you think that Bitch is a virgin."

Bill, "No Sam I noticed her seal of approval."

by Intercool July 15, 2009

Break the seal

To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.

Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"

by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011

Salsa Rocket

the act of bleeding all over your penis and sticking it in a girls mouth.

Who's up for a salsa rocket tonight?

by nijpac March 28, 2007

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006

dirty seal

The act of sliding down the stairs, face first on your stomach. usually done while completely shitfaced for party entertainment.

steve's dirty seal last night at sara's was off the hezzy son.

by heartlessexile January 7, 2008