i'm scared

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.

In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED

by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019

Scaredom

Noun. The state of being afraid. Sometimes perpetually so.

After having unprotected sex, Jon lived his life in scaredom until the test results came back.

by Excel November 14, 2003

scored

To get laid. Generally references a one night stand.

Guy 1: "So what did you do over the weekend?"
Guy 2: "I scored with that cheerleader I was hangin' with at the party friday"

by Daesol November 13, 2005

and he scores

1. means he put in there and made it feel good
2. a sport term for scoring in another teams goal

1. he scores and she is really liked it
2. and Andy Griffith scores

by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004

The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009

scoregasm

the feeling acquired when thinking about scoring later that night

Before her late night coffee rendevous, Gina had a major scoregasm, shouting "Uggghhhh!"

by Trevisto the Frito Bendito October 11, 2003

No Points Scored

A band with an asian, a joo, and a czechloslovakian, basically an equal opertunities employer, they even employ Coonses

Affirmative action Bitch

by QWERTY May 20, 2003