retarded

Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.

I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!

by mr retard August 26, 2007

retarded

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

Retartedbob Idiotpants

A retarted yellow sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea

I'd rather watch Retartedbob Idiotpants then "Sinefeld"

by Darka November 19, 2007

retarded

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

retarders

annoying pub newbs in subspace that like to talk crap.

people that are called retarders are the people that have been playing for one day and talk crap in subspace the almight 2dspace ship game...

by AndrewA September 11, 2006

POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Are you frigging POH retarded?
Guy 2: He definitely is; Epic Fail.

by Pwnado February 24, 2009

Retarded

Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.

Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"

by lossieloon2 February 5, 2009