religion

Something Jesus Christ preached against.

Cause he's awesome!!!!!!!!!!

by you must learn March 10, 2005

religion

has always been used to control and manipulate and brainwash the masses

But Jesus Christ spoke against this.
^Because he is the coolest!

A personal relationship with Jesus Christ is the only cure for religion.

by fuck the hippies January 17, 2004

Religion

Something that ruins the world. Religion has caused more suffering and death then anything else.

All the Jews that died in the Holocaust we're discriminated cause of their religion.

by GreatestBryanever November 15, 2007

religion

The biggest propaganda maker since Webster.

I hate Webster.

by DasHeaven July 20, 2003

religion

one of the most useless tools in society. Instead of world peace and actually showing kindness to a motherf*cker undeserving so, this is a slow stupid mechanism. Saying Christ be with you, didn't save us from 9/11 and didn't prevent kids in Africa starving and dying from AIDS.

person uno: yo watsup?

religious person: reading the Bible and loving my religion!

person uno slaps religious person upside the face.

by Cara Bella Bee April 25, 2008

religion

coupled with the word 'bad', one of the best bands. ever.

Bad Religion rocks!

by entrophy August 26, 2003

Religion

Ones natural or supernatural bias, preconception, assumption or opinion of, concerning, or pertaining to the cause, nature, and purpose of
a. the universe
b. Life
c. Spirit
d. Morality (ethics)
e. humanity
f. relationships
g. economic stablity
h. ecologic stablity
i. Freedom
j. government
k. education (wisdom)
l. Death
m. after-life
n. the natural world (universe)
o. the supernatural world (universe)
ergo, a system of (beliefs, ideas, doctrine, orthodoxy, or dagma) that is not based on, but rather is used to interprete or explain, the observable data around us.
i.e. religion is a bias, preconception, assumption, or opinion that dictates how we interprete the physical and or metaphysical universe.

Science, as defined as 'the search for truth' is not a religion; science as defined as 'the search for naturalistic causes' is a religion as it assumes that there can only be a 'natural cause' for everything.

Naturalism, the idea or belief (assuption) that everything has a natural origin (cause), is the secound oldest religion.

by William Harwell May 3, 2006