Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.

“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

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Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

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Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011

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hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.

WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.

by Drew Debree July 4, 2016

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Getting hit with the reads

When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating.

Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk

Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky

by Drew Debree June 30, 2016

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left on the reads

to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.

Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.

by pettygirl123 February 27, 2017

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The act of eating a large, potentially lethal quantity of matter, edible or not, with a companion(s), on a whim. Not to be confused with an Eater Fetish, "Reedo-Bagos" those who undertake The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 actually find eating in front of others excruciating due to insecurities surrounding their eating disorders. Instead, Reedo-Bagos find pleasure in calling attention to their uncanny abilities to consume obscenely large quantities, often in short periods of time.

Hey did you see Larry Lasagna and Bootstrap Bagodonuts go live on Facebook to give the boys The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 in Florida over the summer? They took down $180 worth of Taco Bell.. Took the Uber Eats driver 3 trips to and from his Toyota. Good stuff."

by Bootstrap Bagodonuts October 21, 2020

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