Back to reality

Back to work on aMonday morning 😓 after a 2 day blackout

Shut up and go back to reality. Enough of your weekend boozing, proles.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2022

reality

1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.

1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.

by Lozzza September 1, 2006

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Grounded in reality

What the democratic party is not in terms of following their own imposed rules during the covid 19 pandemic

Gretchen Whitmer is not grounded in reality.

by Sexydimma June 6, 2021

Reaing

Prettending to read while having a severe hangover

Abe: dude, why is angie reading with her sunglasses on?

Ocram: oh, she's reaing

Abe: You mean reading?

Ocram: nah, reaing, she's prenttending to read, she vowed never to drink again because she couldn't hang

by Jabronnie June 17, 2010

North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011

Reality Show Off

A reality show person who changes behavior, usually more obnoxious, when the cameras are rolling.

John is always trying to be a bad ass when the cameras are rolling on that show. He's really just a wuss. What a reality show off.

by ideofrenik February 22, 2012