Ash-quake

The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.

"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."

by Graham464 May 3, 2025

Fume quake

When two people are mad at each other, arguing with one another and it is very dangerous for the surrounding people.

Aidan and Martin are in a fume quake right now with this big argument, putting civilians in danger.

by BigBaby76 November 11, 2025

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

by Meda S. December 25, 2025

senior spider quan

The Coolest dude you will ever meet definitely not charlotte

Hey senior spider Quan

by Cloudiplier13 September 21, 2017

hit the quan

hitting a person, that is spanish or hispanic, that is called juan. then dancing on their corpse saying HIT THE QUAN HIT THE QUAN

"hey quan, lets hit the quan in bedwars!

by OverlordKillahh April 6, 2020

hit the quan

the best fucking song ever. could listen to it forever. love it. love it sm.

Addie: Did you listen to hit the quan yet?
Sarah: HELL YEAH!

by s <3 November 1, 2021

allen ma shi quan

the man everyone loves, a perfect angel, everything you ever could think of

person 1: "oh whos that on your wallpaper"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"

by anonymous November 22, 2021