A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Get the Purple Popper mug.1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.
2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?
Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.
by DreamingForBlue August 14, 2012
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Get the Purple mix mug.Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
Get the Purple tea mug.the oppisite of guys getting Blue Balls. Girls get purple toto pussy and feel the same way the guys do.
Guy and Girl making out, she wants more..he starts going for it..then suddently stops..leaving the girl with "purple toto"
by Suxk My Swaqqerr . July 17, 2009
Get the purple toto mug.The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.
Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
by PapichuloDajuan June 20, 2015
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