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Tuna puddle

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!
by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021
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rage peddler

noun.

1. A public personality who makes income by driving media traffic to them through peddling controversial content that prompts angry responses and divisive infighting of their viewership.

verb
gerund or present participle: rage peddling

2. The action of a person, website or group that uses internet traffic generated through rageclicks for the goal of making money.
1. “This person is a rage peddler. I’m not going to fund them by clicking into this article.”

2. “Last night’s political debate was less about the issues and just more rage peddling.”
by AdxLib April 14, 2022
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Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off
She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party
by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022
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Your shithole's a puddle

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.
Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.
by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010
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Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.
by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017
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Pet my poodle

When I man goes the the bathroom to play with himself. Also known as skin flute and winding my timber
“Brb guys I need to pet my poodle
by FyreFli January 23, 2018
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Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle
by FyreFli January 23, 2018
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