Pigeon

An annoying bird that shits everywhere every time on everyone.
If you stay still they will find you and shit on you.
Be careful where you park your car, where you sit, where you stand up, where you lie down and when you sleep.
It will eventually find you though so beware and take an umbrella.
Oh and to recognize it, it’s gray and often has a broken leg.

Shit he just shit on my shoulder !

Oh no a pigeon, run!

Pigeons am i right?

by Jracadpqcel September 14, 2021

Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon

"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"

by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Pigeon

A bird. That Lay’s eggs. Without sex with a male

That’s a pigeon. It didn’t have sex

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Pigeon

A new slang term for campers in video games. Their behaviour resembles that of a pigeon. Just sits on their perch and makes noises.

These kids are such pigeons with all their camping

by wolftone1916 May 31, 2021