Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

deuce pickle

a turd preferably green and floating.

dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.

by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011

pickle sprinkler

when your dick spew's liquid

“aw man , i just had a pickle sprinkler”

by dicky.slickly.69 February 28, 2022

Stinky Pickle

An unpleasant person who complains about pointless things and frequently goes back on their word.

That guy Tom is such a Stinky Pickle, he stood me up!

by Livecodesworth February 17, 2023

pickle me

To give someone a pickle.

Gurl: Can you pickle me?
Boi: Do you want dill or bread and butter?

by Penguinandpickles January 25, 2017

Nigerian Pickle

A black mans dick

He had such a huge Nigerian pickle last night!

by NigerianPickleGal July 9, 2019