yogo pretz

yogurt-covered pretzels

"Hey man, pass me some of those yogo pretz, ASAP!"

by preservatives2009 July 24, 2009

polar peezy

A polar pop or fountain drink you get from a gas station preferably Circle K.

A fountain drink is a polar peezy

by dOuBlE-4$ December 2, 2010

fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease

Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!

by Walsh 120 September 25, 2011

Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.

You can't have my furry pretzel!

by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011

Cheeken Peet

A shit-tonne of chickens found in a small confined area, often a hole in the ground.
Traditional Mexican way to store livestock in limited space.

"Jose has 49 cheekens in his cheeken peet."

by BlackPaper October 17, 2012

cheesy pretzel

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob after sex when she has a yeast infection.

Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.

by biggie fries May 10, 2014

blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"

I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.

by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014